Thank goodness for Photoshop

According to scientists, even photos taken of family outings when the child is as young as five can show a glimpse of the future.
"Smile intensity predicted whether or not participants divorced at some point in their lives," the researchers said, adding: "The less intensely participants smiled, the more likely they would be divorced later in life."
...It found that those with the weakest smiles were more than three times as likely to have been through a divorce, according to the journal Motivation and Emotion.
...A second experiment, which included pictures taken of people as young as five, backed up the conclusion.
The researchers believe that those who are generally happier are therefore more likely to try to work through difficulties in relationships and marriages.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5150817/Children-with-brightest-smiles-have-successful-marriages.html

After reading the above article, I came to the conclusion that, in addition to asking the shadchan for a recent picture of the person she proposed, I would also ask her for one taken when the subject was about five years old. Those of you who don't have smiling pictures needn't worry. I contacted my made-up sponsor PSSP Inc. who would be happy to photoshop your pictures.

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