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the Lubavitcher Rebbe



"Failure is not the enemy of success; it is its prerequisite."

Rabbi Nosson Scherman



7 Jun 2010

A fictitious story

A US cruise missile carrying cluster bombs was behind a December attack in Yemen that killed 55 people, most of them civilians, Amnesty International says.
The London-based rights group released photographs that it said showed the remains of a US-made Tomahawk missile and unexploded cluster bombs that were apparently used in the December 17, 2009 attack on the rural community of Al-Maajala in Yemen's southern Abyan province.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/07/2919991.htm?section=justin

After reading the above news, I imagined what would have happened had Israel been the one behind the attack.

Hello, this is Ms. Bash Israel reporting for the Fictitious News Network.
Our top story tonight is that Israel has killed 55 civilians, the majority of them women and children in an unprovoked clearly illegal attack on pro Palestinian activists. Within minutes, the United Nations convened a special assembly, condemning Israel for the massacre, resulting in many civilian deaths and ordered a special investigation into the incident. A fact finding mission has been appointed, headed by Richard G. and unbiased White House Correspondent Helen T. Asked if she would maintain impartiality in investigating the facts, Helen T. said that she would investigate both the pro peace activists and the occupiers who should go back to Germany fairly.
As news of the report started filtering in, Home Secretary T. M. said, it would be "wrong to react before we know the full facts". No, sorry, that was in reference to the gunman who killed 12 people in Britain.

In a move that doesn't appear to be politically motivated, rock star X. has canceled his concert in Israel because of what he says are political reasons.
The U.N. Secretary-General condemned Israel for using "excessive" force.
Prime minister of Israel and former Arab MK, of the no weapons on board flotilla, who was recently elected to her position on a wave of popular leftist support for her slogan , Yes , we can - get rid of the settlers said, "I think this is just another escalation in a policy of utter lawlessness and cruelty by the enemies of our people, the Israeli occupiers."
In a terse statement, Devorah,
Mashiachiscoming blogger, said, "Yisrael, betach BaShem."
Pro activist supporters marched through the streets of Yemen, Gaza, England and France, burning Israeli flags, carrying signs that Israel has committed a holocaust while the Turkish Prime Minister demanded an apology for this heinous atrocity.

But seriously, Amnesty International is accusing America of being behind the attack. Searching the internet, the following are articles about demonstrations and condemnations of the attack.

1 comment:

  1. Cute and spot-on.
    הן עם לבדד ישכון

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