An ultra-Orthodox groom, bride and wedding guests were surprised when a pizza deliver man walked in to the wedding hall and handed the groom a pizza. Apparently, friends of the groom had set up the prank.
"Your wife will not cook dinner every night,” the uploader of the youtube video said as the reason for the prank.
Read more: http://www.yourjewishnews.com/2013/02/jv1593.html
USA today has a video of a "couple in Sarasota, Fla., lost 150 pounds between the two of them using hypnosis where they essentially were hypnotised into thinking they had had gastric bypass surgery."
I have a suggestion. How about hypnotizing everyone the couple comes into contact with into thinking that the couple lost weight?
Speaking at a Manhattan breakfast hosted by the Association for a Better New York and the Downtown Alliance, New York Senator Chuck Schumer opened up today about President Barack Obama’s choice for Defense Secretary, former Nebraska Senator Chuck Hagel.
Schumer explained that the embattled nominee, accused by the conservative right of being anti-Israel through the year, “almost had tears in his eyes” as he when he was told that the expression “Jewish lobby” is a culturally insensitive term towards Jews.
http://www.allmediany.com/news/7463-chuck-schumer-hagel-almost-had-tears-in-meeting-over-jewish-lobby-term
My suggestion is that Senator Schumer should invite Chuck Hagel to the Purim Seudah and to procede to get him inebriated. At that point Senator Schumer can question former Senator Hagel about his true feelings. In fact, why not require every candidate who undergoes Senate confirmation hearings to be drunk at the time of the grilling by members of Congress?
.....yes, and with Palwins (Palestine Wine) produced over 116 years, well before any "Palestinians" popped up - kate b
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