Jokes and tweets

A very nice blogger emailed me a link to a Jewish Press story about the Iranian media  misinterpreting a joke made by Jewish Home chairman Naftali Bennett when he stated, "'Sarah and I were mostly in terrorism course together,'” meaning she used to terrorize him while he was working for her husband.

Now the Iranian Press TV, God bless their hearts, have picked up this story and delivered it with a straight face: “I was in terrorism class with Sara Netanyahu: Israeli party leader.'”
Read more: http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/iranian-press-tv-bennett-and-sarah-netanyahu-were-army-buddies/2013/01/17/

Breitbart reports about Chuck Hagel.

Former Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-NE) infamously said: "I'm not an Israeli senator. I'm a United States senator." But Hagel, who is President Barack Obama's nominee for Secretary of Defense in his second term, does take Israel very seriously--so seriously that he was chosen to address the first national conference of J Street, the far-left, George Soros-funded organization that lobbies Congress and the administration to get tougher on Israel.
Read more: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/01/16/Hagel-The-Senator-from-J-Street

After FreeBeacon and the Jewish Press reported about NYT columnist Nicholas Kristoff retweeting a MJ Rosenberg tweet which called AIPAC and the NRA the two most pig like lobbies, I thought the journalist would delete the retweet from his twitter account. As of now, it hasn't been deleted.
I found a retweet from J Street on Mr. Kristoff's blog, "J Street concludes "Smear a Bagel, Not Chuck Hagel" campaign by delivering bagels & a donation to local food bank."

Since he likes rhymes, how about this one?

To: the NYT editor
Re: retweet of Nicholas Kristoff

We are thoroughly _________ off.